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Welcome, new recruits, to the Laundry, Her Majesty’s Occult Services. Once you’ve signed [⏹⏹⏹⏹⏹] of the [⏹⏹⏹⏹⏹] you will be sent on the first training course before you are certified capable of field operations. Report to our new training facility in Milton Keynes for IAOC certification.

Introduction to Applied Occult Computing (IAOC), an exciting scenario where operatives from Capital Laundry Services are sent to a secret training facility in the heart of Milton Keynes (established after the SCORPION STARE incident) to learn the basics of Applied Occult Computing. What could possibly go wrong? This scenario teaches you and your friends how to play — no prep required!

Milton Keynes Visitor’s Guide, a guide to the unseen Milton Keynes, where strange things happen with unsettling regularity, driving a certain combination of roundabouts can unleash unspeakable horrors, and weird building regulations hide untapped arcane energies. Complete with dangerous locations, key informants, and a host of additional short adventures.

Pre-generated characters, each with their own goals and abilities.

A guide to Milton Keynes’ hotspots of strange activity that have been flagged by the Laundry for future investigation.



It may not be possible to ship very heavy items outside of the Mainland UK.
Released: 17 April 2026