The five panel SLA Borg A5 GM screen has a single art piece across the front. Each panel on the GM’s side is full of tables and rules summaries which come in extremely handy during gameplay.

Eight Page Derek is an introduction to the Mörk Borg compatible world of SLA BORG. Why did we call it called Eight Page Derek? Because it has eight pages and it’s largely about Derek. Duh. That’s why. The product contains a six-page quick start adventure, a page of GM notes, and a lovely picture.
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Operatives are the creme de la creme, with sponsorship, TV deals and the best training and equipment the World of Progress can offer. Unfortunately, in SLA BORG, this isn’t you. Instead, you’re idiots who believe, because of the aforementioned crumbling reality, that you are working as Operatives, whilst instead being morons that sniff marker pens, take orders from a cat and get into far too much trouble. You take on missions, eat kebabs to heal yourself and go to the pub to celebrate…simple!

SLA BORG uses the MÖRK BORG rules and gives you a bunch of half-finished pre-generated imbeciles for you to make your own. These twits are part of their very own squad The Broken Biscuits. As them, you travel to the nearby downtrodden bus station and get your missions from a stray cat, who may or may not be Mr Slayer, dodging the people that call the station home and toilet (a great magazine BTW) and heading off to wherever the missions send you.


Released: 09 October 2025