Good heavens! What's this doing in a silly gaming catalogue?

This is a fully licensed educational programme for serious students of History.
It is by no means a comprehensive manual for running imaginative, Mediaeval-themed role-playing games lovingly ripped off from the works of Monty Python (link opens in new tab/window).
About the book:

Betwixt these firm yet supple covers, one shall find everything one needs to experience the joy of Mediaeval study, from character creation and factions to ready-to-run quests and monsters – including the French! One need not be familiar with Monty Python’s work, nor is experience with ‘role-playing games’ required. If you have experience with the latter, you are probably too silly a person to participate and should stop reading immediately.
Features:

An original rules-lite gaming system with spam.
Guidance on designing adventures with spam.
Ready-to-run quests, spam, and guidance on designing one's own adventures.
Character creation, spam, bestiary, spam, and Dramatis Personae sections.
Tables for generating all sorts of things with spam.
Original hand-painted illumination
6.2% more spam.


The Team:

Game design and writing by Brian Saliba (link opens in new tab/window) and Craig Schaffer
Art by Keith Lowe, Kyle Patterson, Elliot Lang, Julia Bangert, Zachary Pullen, and Irina Shirokova
Layout and graphic design by Chris Doughman and Chandler Kennedy
Editing by Chant Evans and Ben Sumner

Specs:

352 pages
Trim size: 8.5" x 11" (21.59cm x 27.94cm)
Hardcover format
Colour: Ravishingly full

Comes with the PDF edition of the book, 10 character sheet PDFs, and printable PDFs for the Fetchez la Vache! and Squashez l'Anglaise! minigames.


It may not be possible to ship very heavy items outside of the Mainland UK.
Released: 23 September 2026